Highlights of working at the hotel this evening

-Accidently giving a man a key to a room that was not empty and having him open the door to a man fucking a hooker. Ooops.

-Having a shirtless man come down and ask me for matches. I couldn't find any. Two hours later, he returns telling me that his lack of matches helped him get laid. He insisted on shaking my hand. He also returned with a shirt and blankets and sheets.

-Sending my co-worker a picture of a naked man, from the waist up, as she forgot to take it off of the computer before she left.